September 7, 2012 |
While I certainly consider myself a pretty tech-“hep” individual, I usually refrain from writing about the latest gadgets, gizmos, and internet trends because let's face it, there's barely any readership for that kind of thing. After all, what kind of jerks are going to argue about the silly differences between cellular phones? Having said that, I recently discarded my Samsung “slidey-phone” for an iPhone. Suspect punctuation aside, I have to say, this iPhone is quite remarkable.
April 26, 2011 |
The demented horror flick, “The Human Centipede,” was just ripe for a “South Park” treatment, but I didn't see this coming. In director Tom Six's film, a crazy German scientist sews together three people to form a “human centipede.” In the 15th season premiere of “South Park,” creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have stitched (get it?!) the twisted 2010 tale to Apple creator Steve Jobs, who introduces a "new product that will once again revolutionize the way we use our phones and tablet devices": the HumancentiPad.
April 3, 2014 |
Even if you don't know Steve Jobs from Steve Wozniak, you're likely going to laugh your butt off watching "Silicon Valley" ( 9 p.m. Sunday, HBO; 3.5 stars out of 4 ). Co-created by Mike Judge, the show pokes fun at every aspect of the tech mecca of Silicon Valley. No one is spared, from Google-like companies to pretentious start-ups to investors, hackers and billionaire tech bosses who constantly preach that their products are "making the world a better place. " It's hilariously specific, but surprisingly relatable to a wide audience.
March 15, 2012 |
We're so busy pulling our hair out over March Madness, we almost forgot about our famous friends! Actually, sorry Snooki, we could never forget about you. In the spirit of all things brackets, we decided to face off our favorite train wrecks from this week to see who will emerge victorious. Who's going to hear "One Shining Moment"? Check it out. email@example.com | @redeyedana ROUND ONE MATCHUP 1: Rihanna Told Ryan Seacrest that Chris Brown was "the only person that really made sense" to do a guest verse on "Birthday...
June 26, 2012 |
Are you lonely? Do you have no friends? Are you sitting at home every Friday night watching other people have fun - and finding evidence of it in your hallway the next morning? Well, suffer no more of these solo nights staying in. I'm pleased to tell you that you do have friends - lots of them - and they can all be ordered on Amazon or checked out from your local library. Yes, those heavy things that you used to lug around in your backpack in high school are not only making a comeback, but they could also have a significant impact on your social life.
September 20, 2012 |
Guess I was totally wrong. When I heard the iPhone 5 had racked up millions of preorders in the first 24 hours and lines were forming outside of some Apple stores a week before Friday's launch, I half expected to read that it was magic. But I scoured the features list and unfortunately, no, the iPhone 5 won't grant you the power of flight, decode your pets' languages (they all really just constantly say "feed me" anyway) or persuade that cute bartender to give you his/her phone number.