February 3, 2012 |
Vinny is back on "Jersey Shore" and all is right in the world of fake tanning, neon makeup and steroids. But it seems the spotlight has shifted over to the Situation, who brings crazy to a whole new level. The crew hits up the club that night and good ol' Snooks gets so excited she pees herself right there on the dance floor. The camera cuts to Mama JWoww who looks disgruntled at her friend for peeing on the floor. There's nothing classy JWoww hates more than a sloppy drunk. But, it's nothing a Shore Shower (approximately 1,000 spritzes of Exclamation cologne)
March 7, 2012 |
It seems like only a couple of weeks ago we were watching Nicole "Snooki" Polizzifishing on an inflatable boat and trying to harass Vinny Guadagnino into doing shots with her at Karma. Oh wait, that's EXACTLY what was happening on "Jersey Shore. " My, how the times have changed. After a week of wildly swirling rumors reported by everyone but Us Weekly, Snooki's pregnancy and engagement to babydaddy Jionni LaValle were confirmed by Us Weekly. We immediately grabbed our office Magic 8 Ball to answer our most pressing questions.
January 20, 2012 |
It was only natural after Vin left "Jersey Shore" that Pauly D. head out to a club to meet the rest of the gang and tell them the news. Everyone is surprised Vinny took all his stuff, and Deena sobs into her moustache, saying, "I love him. " That's when Mama JWoww lays the smack down and helps the drunk troll compose herself in the bathroom. G-Yanni asks Snooki if she loves Vinny, and Sam and Ron are quiet, just as they're instructed to be by the show's producers. The next morning, everyone's still talking about Vinny, like he died or...
January 5, 2012 |
Two drunk, loud and usually obnoxious "families" are vying for viewers on the midseason TV schedule: The guidos of “Jersey Shore” and the Gallaghers of “Shameless.” Some might say comparing a reality show to a scripted drama is like comparing apples to oranges, but as you read above, there are similarities between these two shows. If you had to watch only one, which would it be? Oh, I have that answer. Nothing says winter like a cold wind chilling you to the bone, which is exactly what I felt as I typed “Jersey...
March 6, 2012 |
When Kesha Davis of University Park applied to be on"My Strange Addiction"two years ago, she didn't play up her personality or start a fight on camera. She didn't dress in outlandish clothes or give herself a nickname like Snooki, JWoww or Ke$ha. All she did was email producers a brief description of her addiction. "I told them I was interested in doing the show because my addiction was eating toilet paper," said Davis, 35, who used to knock back several squares of toilet paper a day as she curled her hair in the bathroom or ran errands in her car. Davis' addiction alone was enough...
May 29, 2012 |
If it gets to hot outside this summer, don't worry. You'll have plenty of TV to watch in the air-conditioned luxury of your living room. June brings a bevy of new and returning TV series, specials and movies, as will the rest of the summer. Here's a complete list (as complete as can be) of premiere dates and times for the month of June. As always, I will continue to add when I hear of more premieres, and please let me know if I've forgotten something. Friday, June 1 7 | "a.n.t.