Kyle Long tweeted %truths for a good hour Tuesday. (Brian Cassella / Chicago…)
Kyle Long was on a roll Tuesday. The Bears offensive lineman (@ky1elong) uncorked a series of "%truth" tweets for more than an hour, riffing on everything from his Little League days to his least favorite fruit. Some were enlightening, others were slightly disturbing. Here are our favorites.
— Kyle Long (@Ky1eLong) March 18, 2014
OK, but what about Ryan Gosling's performance in "Drive"?
Maybe he was rattled by the "hey, nobatternobatternobatter SWING batter" chants.
Jay Cutler accidentally got his baby's butt cream in his coif one time, and the rest is history.
Seriously? Even in smoothies?
Yep, we're cool with that.
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