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New thing: Malort expansion pack for Cards Against Humanity

Unofficial, but still funny

February 18, 2014|By Jessica Galliart, @jessicagalliart

I'm sure the "New! [Insert trendy thing, here] Cards Against Humanity expansion pack!" thing will get old eventually, but today is not that day.

Last week, Netflix teamed with Cards Against Humanity to release a "House of Cards Against Humanity" expansion pack for the wildly popular and inappropriate card game, based on the Netflix series hit. And though it's not an official partnership, per se, Jeppson's Malort recently hopped on the bandwagon to release their own Malort expansion pack to the game, with a handful of black and white cards that include phrases like: 

White:

"A cannon wound filled with Malort."

"A gold-plated Malort bidet."

"Pounding Malort while riding on the back of a she-wolf."

Black:

"Malort tastes like ______ covered in ______."

"Malort's next spokesperson should be _________."

"Malort: The official drink of ________!"

Click here to download and print the bootleg(?) cards -- @jeppsonsmalort on Twitter says: "We're just seeing how people react to a lil' dash of Malort in their favorite party game" -- from the Jeppson's folks.

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