Valentine's Day is upon us, and if you gents aren't especially proficient in the art of love, you might be struggling to figure out what to do for your special someone. Luckily, we've got your back. We recruited the guys of JODY, who produce sultry R&B by way of the Andromeda galaxy, as well as their co-horts in The-Drum to help you get it together.
James King (singer, JODY aka The GTW)
I recommend buying yourself the 4-foot-tall Vermont Teddy Bear. That's pretty much the only thing I'm hunting for related to Valentines. On the 14th I'll probably be meditating over green tea while watching all four hours of "Sound of Music." V-day this year is me time, which may usually mean an unsuspecting Valentines would appear by somehow inviting their way into the equation. This is where the Teddy Bear may come in handy as a "gift." For my guys already coupled up with your significant other: Don't let a single guy give you advice about what to do with YOUR bae.
Brandon Boom (producer, The-Drum/JODY): I think an important thing for guys to remember on Valentine's Day is, it's much more HER day that it is YOURS. Do something random you haven't done before. I recommend making a flask of Gin & Juice and Cosmic Mini-Golf at Putting Edge. Most importantly, make her laugh, be FUNNY and SEXY.
Jeremiah Meece (producer, The-Drum/JODY): Think about what your significant other likes and wants. Then do that. Basically what I'm saying is, do what you should be doing anytime you love someone, but a little more. Or better yet make every day Valentine's Day. You live then you die. Make every day special.
Khallee Standberry Lois (singer, JODY): To be honest, I always get into arguments with the women that I date around Valentine's Day. Before it comes I let them know ... if this gets to THAT holiday we aren't doing anything. They agree, but somehow there's always an argument. So as long as you make her smile don't do what normal guys do and think too much.
David Ashley (singer, JODY aka Mr. Ashley if yr nasty): Valentine's Day is the perfect day for a [bleep] (We can't print what Mr. Ashley actually said. If you're curious, it rhymes with "Kim Cob") You gotta eat the [bleep] bruh, the whole [bleep] though. You can't half [bleep] eating the whole [bleep] my man. Do whatever she wants to do and listen. Spruzzi!
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