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Dec. 22-Jan. 19
You and your partner are hitting a sensual groove, thanks to the sun. You'll find 18 different erogenous zones on her body, many of them outlawed in conservative countries. Or you'll discover something special that turns him into your sexual slave.
Jan. 20-Feb. 18
Let go of people who are a bad influence on you. You know that staying hung up on that ex-boyfriend will just make you more emotionally unstable. Or dealing with that girl who has a lot of "issues" will drag you down.
Feb. 19-March 20
Neptune is helping you discover something that you've long hidden from yourself. Maybe you're actually attracted to brunettes instead of blondes. Maybe, deep down, you detest liberal cluelessness. The horror!
March 21-April 19
Just because your fiance left you at the altar doesn't mean it has to happen again. And just because your girlfriend ended up sleeping with your best friend doesn't mean your love life is doomed. The moon says cheer up.
April 20-May 20
Don't fight battles you'll never win. Your ex-husband is not going to come crawling back. Your former flame is not going to show up and admit you were the love of her life. Mars is urging you to move on.
May 21-June 21
Your appetite for kink is heightened, courtesy of the moon. You're tired of vanilla sex and boring dating routines. Give your lover an ultimatum: Either variety enters your bedroom, or you're leaving it for good.
June 22-July 22
Neptune is giving you weird feelings. You're wondering if that guy you just met is the love of your life, even though you don't believe such a thing is possible. Trust your gut.
July 23-Aug. 22
The moon is warning you that you've misread a situation. That hot guy you were chatting with online actually is a girl from Ukraine who has been trolling for rich Americans. Or that girl you're in love with isn't telling you about her six kids by six baby daddies.
Aug. 23-Sept. 22
You'll experience a moment of truth with your lover. "I've been faking my orgasms for years. Deal with it." "I'm still in love with my ex-wife. Deal with it." It will be painful at first, but the truth is always a good thing.
Sept. 23-Oct. 23
The practical aspects of a relationship could be escaping your attention. You're convinced that guy in Singapore who shares your love of online games is the love of your life. The moon says wake up and smell the coffee.
Oct. 24-Nov. 21
Let go of a situation. You no longer feel that you'll "un-gay" your first boyfriend. You've abandoned the idea of proposing to that cute chick you met at youth hostels in Europe during college. It's time to move on.
Nov. 22-Dec. 21
You're making progress in a relationship. You've lasted through three dates, and you're headed for the sex zone. You've made it through living together, and now you're thinking about adopting a puppy.