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Horoscopes for Dec. 23 to Dec. 29: Capricorn rising

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December 22, 2013|By Jennifer Shepherd, the Lipstick Mystic | For RedEye

Horoscopes for Dec. 23 through Dec. 29:

Capricorn

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

You're crazy busy this week, but then so is everybody else. The sun says do what you have to if you're attending holiday gatherings, but stay focused on wonderful plans for love and success in the new year.

Aquarius

Jan. 20-Feb. 1

Stop trying to be "normal," because it never works for you. Family members or friends could be asking you when you're going to settle down, when you're going to crank out 2.5 kids and all that jazz. But the moon is reminding you: "To thine own self be true."

Pisces

Feb. 19-March 20

Jupiter is putting you in a relaxed frame of mind. So your girlfriend ran off with your best friend. So your guy turned out to be married with four kids. So what? You'll sail into the new year feeling mellow and forgiving.

Aries

March 21-April 19

You detest your blood relatives as much as anybody, but, much to your surprise, those holiday gatherings might not prove as painful as expected. The moon is turning you into a sentimental fool. You might even look up your childhood sweetheart to say, "Hi!"

Taurus

April 20-May 20

You're a natural psychologist, but people don't always like it when you psychoanalyze them on the spot. "You haven't gotten laid in three years because you're still traumatized by that loser." Mercury says avoid offering your insights this week.

Gemini

May 21-June 21

The moon has you craving your freedom. Even if you're locked down into tons of seasonal commitments, find a way to have some fun. Hit the neighborhood bar for some holiday cheer. Do some flirting when nobody is looking.

Cancer

June 22-July 22

You're wondering if you should get in touch with somebody from your past. Mercury has you in a reunion type of mood. But is it really smart to look up your ex-boyfriend now that he's married with three kids? Don't let the eggnog make you stupid.

Leo

July 23-Aug. 22

If you're single, don't freak out. If your current relationship is causing you intestinal distress, don't worry. The moon is just showing you that you're not yet in the reality that has that "perfect love" vibe.

Virgo

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Mercury is making you super capable and super annoying. You'll cook three holiday meals for 30 different family members while mixing fabulous cocktails and looking gorgeous all the way. Virgo isn't called the over-achiever sign for nothing.

Libra

Sept. 23-Oct. 23

You might be reversing your opinion on someone, thanks to Mars. That great guy you were dating? What a loser. That lovely lady you wanted to propose to? You're lucky to have escaped her slimy clutches.

Scorpio

Oct. 24-Nov. 21

You're thinking more about what's in it for you instead of slavishly asking, "How can I help you?" This is healthy, since many people you've been lavishing with affection and money simply don't deserve it. Jupiter says you're on the right track.

Sagittarius

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Your comedic talents will be on full display this holiday, but that doesn't mean that everybody is going to be a fan. Your mother won't appreciate the fat jokes. Your brother won't want to hear your hilarious imitation of his ex-wife. Mercury says be tactful.

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