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Horoscopes for Dec. 16 through Dec. 22.
Nov. 22-Dec. 21
You've gone through a lot of changes recently, thanks to Mercury. Maybe you've decided to become vegan. Perhaps you're taking yoga. Or maybe you've simply chosen to let go of relationships with losers and energy vampires. Keep it up.
Dec. 22-Jan. 19
As the sun moves into your sign, you'll experience a personal New Year of sorts. You'll finally feel better about all the stuff that went down in 2013, and you'll feel less guilty about embracing pleasure and fun in 2014. You go, girl.
Jan. 20-Feb. 1
With the moon opposite your sign, you don't know what the hell is going on. It's kind of a cloudy time, not the best period for making big decisions. Don't get engaged, don't get pregnant and please, don't buy a house.
Feb. 19-March 20
You know that former flame you're still secretly in love with? You'll soon learn the truth about that person. He's secretly in league with the devil. She's a multiple felon, only she never bothered to mention it. The moon will offer some insights.
March 21-April 19
Fire signs like you are famous for your boldness and sass. But this week, Mars could make you suddenly shy at the worst possible moment. Just when you meet a fabulously sexy someone, all you can say is, "Derp!"
April 20-May 20
The sun will soon help you shift your love life into high gear. Be on the lookout for a stranger who doesn't fit your usual definition of "cute" but who might have the most adorable smile and a truly winning soul.
May 21-June 21
Mars is making you super schizophrenic. Your big problem is trying to adhere to dating norms like: "Mandatory exclusive relationship after six dates" or "After a year of living together, you must get married." Do your own damned thing.
June 22-July 22
Those winter doldrums are setting in thanks to a grumpy sun moving opposite your sign. You'll create a hit list of all the former flames you'd like to see flattened by a train. You'll obsess over diary entries where you wrote, "He's definitely the one!"
July 23-Aug. 22
Sometimes, friends can be your worst enemies. These days you have a committee of 12 or 14 who feel they have the right to pass judgment on your romantic life. The moon says screw 'em. They're not the boss of you.
Aug. 23-Sept. 22
The cosmos will smile on you for the next four weeks. After working your ass off, you're drained and bummed out. But now it's time to reap some positive karma. Expect new friendships, great business prospects and general good stuff.
Sept. 23-Oct. 23
You could fall madly in lust with someone you've just met. If you attend a business conference, you might discover that a client is the love of your life. If you're at home, a new neighbor could offer some sensual distractions. Thank the moon.
Oct. 24-Nov. 21
Jupiter is urging you to be more selfish, which isn't easy for a charitably-minded water sign like you. Don't give up your seat to the old lady on the morning train. Refuse to remain "friends" with an ex. Take care of you.
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