Someone under the name "ScratchetOA" posted a comedic rap song about everyone's favorite transit card nightmare to Soundcloud. Listen below to "V.E.N.T.R.A." Personally, I'm hoping they can get that guy who raps at the Jackson stop on the remix. (NOTE: Song is SFW unless you're like Ned Flanders or something.)
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