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For Monday, Oct. 21, to Sunday, Oct. 27
Sept. 23-Oct. 23
Your honey could be stressing out, so use your airy charms to calm him or her down. Venus is reminding you that you have a healing gift. Tell your partner that those jeans really don't make her look fat.
Oct. 24 - Nov. 21
The sun will be in your sign for four weeks, bringing you loads of positive energy. Finally, when you ask a girl out for a date, she won't call the cops on you. At last, you'll flirt with a guy and not discover that you have broccoli stuck in your teeth.
Nov. 22-Dec. 21
You're going back and forth about a relationship. You love him, you hate him. You want her to bear your children, you never want to see her again. Venus is not making things easy.
Dec. 22-Jan. 19
A moon opposition is putting you in a lazy mood. You'll happily let your lover do all the hard work in the bedroom. You'll put in as few hours as possible at work and take lots of breaks, even if you have to lie.
Jan. 20-Feb. 1
Neptune is filling your head with silly fantasies. You're thinking about that cute guy you once dated, but forgetting that he was an abusive jerk. Or you're daydreaming about that gorgeous girl you knew who chewed up your heart and spit it out.
Feb. 19-March 20
The moon is turning you into a cuddle monster. You'll want to spend all your time curled up with your honey being cozy. There's nothing wrong with this, but you should probably walk the dog once in a while.
March 21-April 19
You could find yourself attracted to somebody new, even if you're already in a relationship. But is it worth messing things up just when your love life was starting to make sense?
April 20-May 20
As the sun moves opposite your sign, you're wondering if you've been dating the wrong type of person. Instead of rocket scientists, hang out with truck drivers. Instead of being with homemaker types, maybe you'd have more fun with a career driven gal.
May 21-June 21
Melodrama is brewing in your relationship, thanks to Mars. You could explode at the dinner table, complaining that you're feeling neglected. Talk things out in a reasonable tone of voice.
June 22-July 22
A mellow sun is helping you overcome your shyness and get in touch with your sensual side. If you want a good spanking, you'll let your partner know. If you'd like to dress up as a superhero and prove your sexual superpowers, do it.
July 23-Aug. 22
You might experience a missed connection as the moon makes it harder to coordinate schedules with your honey. Don't hang around home moping. Arrange a night out on the town with some rowdy and entertaining friends.
Aug. 23-Sept. 22
With Mercury going retrograde, it's best not to make any huge plans. Don't start planning your wedding two years in the future. Don't look for houses to buy or pets to adopt.
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Jennifer Shepherd, the Lipstick Mystic, is an astrologer, syndicated columnist and RedEye special contributor. Check out her daily blog and monthly astrology magazine, Lipstick Mystic Stars, at lipstickmystic.com.