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For Monday, May 20, to Sunday, May 26, 2013
May 21-June 21
Four planets are bringing you positive energy. You’ll go on 17 dates, make strangers fall in love with you and feel like the world’s most powerful superhero. Don’t agree to marry someone you’ve just met.
June 22-July 22
You know those mood swings of yours? A lunar eclipse is not going to make them any better. You’ll be raging against the machine, ranting about your evil boss and declaring your intention to leave your significant other. Sanity will soon return.
July 23-Aug. 22
You could be hung up on two people at once as a fiery moon makes you super passionate. You’re lusting after a neighbor, coworker or acquaintance. In the meantime, you’re already involved with someone who is enticing and lusty, just like you.
Aug. 23-Sept. 22
The moon is telling you to deal with facts. If things just aren’t working out with someone, admit it. Or if you broke up with someone years ago, there’s no use stalking him or her on Facebook in the pitiful hope that you’ll get back together.
Sept. 23-Oct. 23
With four planets increasing your sexual mojo, you could make your dreams come true. If there is someone you’ve had your eye on, get on with it and ask him or her out. If you’ve been trying to heal a tortured relationship, you’ll finally get lucky.
Oct. 24-Nov. 21
As a Water sign, you have natural psychic ability. The moon says trust your intuition. If you have a sick feeling that your honey is still sending sexy texts to his ex, you’re probably right. If you have an erotic dream about a friend, pay attention.
Nov. 22-Dec. 21
You and your partner are having petty arguments. You want to decorate your home in a modern style; your honey wants French Provincial. You’re ready to have two kids; your husband has decided he is childfree by choice. The sun says work it out.
You’re trying to figure out what’s fair, thanks to the moon. It’s not fair that your guy refuses to do the dishes. It’s not fair that your girlfriend insists on maintaining a “friends with benefits” status with her ex. Voice your complaints.
Jan. 20-Feb. 18
A bunch of planets are helping you. If you’ve been trying to attract the attention of a special someone, romance could strike. If you’ve been hoping to reunite with a lost love, your former flame might return your calls instead of ignoring you.
Feb. 19-March 20
You’ll play peacemaker as Neptune increases your sense of civic responsibility. If your roommates are arguing, you’ll intervene. If two friends of yours who are married are threatening to break up, you’ll save the day.
March 21-April 19
With the moon opposite your sign, you’re not sure what to make out of your sweetheart. Part of you is madly in love, but the other part of you is wondering if you should run for it. Expect a schizophrenic, queasy feeling this week.
April 20-May 20
You’re obsessed with finding ways to make things work. Saturn is putting you in a “can do” mood. Even if your lover has announced that he has a secret wife with secret children, you’re convinced that your relationships just need a few minor fixes.
Jennifer Shepherd, the Lipstick Mystic, is an astrologer, syndicated columnist and RedEye special contributor. Check out her daily blog about psychic development, planetary trends and weird cosmic stuff at lipstickmystic.com.
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