Lil Wayne lyric, or Craigslist personal ad

The differences may not be so clear

March 26, 2013|By Dana Moran | RedEye

Did you think guesting on a Limp Bizkit song was the biggest thing Lil Wayne would do this week? Hah! Weezy dropped "I Am Not A Human Being II" on Tuesday, his second release in six months. We carefully weeded through the lyrics on "I Am Not a Human Being II" (seriously, so few of them are printable in a family publication), to give you this challenge: Lil Wayne lyric or Craigslist personal ad excerpt. The results may have some of these dudes searching for a record deal.

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1 -- "I've had to put them across my lap. I've had to bail them out a few times because they got in trouble."

2 -- "I have a penis (dimensions upon request)."

3 -- "Had a dream that my [bleep] turned to Megatron."

4 -- "Its passover and I keep the 8 days of the holiday."

5 -- "Wanna hold hands then watch movies."

6 -- "My [bleep] could be the next black president."

7 -- "Movie, drinks, 420."

8 --  "I would talk about my [bleep], but man that [bleep'd] be a long story."

9 -- "Are you open to being my naughty girl next door closet nymphomaniac?"

10 --  "These hoes love me like Satan, man!"

11 -- "She had cat eyes, nine lives, no tan lines, thigh highs."

12 --  "PLEASE STOP SENDING ME BS TO MY BOX I AM ASKING NICELY."

ANSWER KEY

1 -- Craigslist

2 -- Craigslist

3 -- "IANAHB," Lil Wayne

4 -- Craigslist

5 -- "Curtains," Lil Wayne

6 -- "IANAHB," Lil Wayne

7 -- Craigslist

8 -- "No Worries," Lil Wayne"

9 -- Craigslist

10 -- "Bitches Love Me (Good Kush and Alcohol)," Lil Wayne

11 -- "Back To You," Lil Wayne

12 -- Craigslist

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