When you break up with your longtime honey boo boyfriend, the first thing you need is your besties -- and probably vodka. Selena Gomez has at least one of those things covered, she told People mag of her buds Taylor Swift and Vanessa Hudgens. "It's helped having Taylor and Vanessa both be older than me. They've kind of experienced a little bit more, and at the same time we're experiencing the exact same things together," she said. Just what kind of advice are T-Swizzle and V-Hudge dealing out? We took a wild guess.
Scenario: Nude cellphone pics she sent to Justin Bieber are leaked
Taylor: Start spreading stories about how HE looks naked -- and make sure they're unflattering.
Vanessa: Laugh it off. You look hot -- and now every guy in the whole world knows it. You'll have tons of dates in no time.
Scenario: She's booed off the stage at the Staples Center
Taylor: Your fans are your life, so go back out there and wow them any way you can. ANY. WAY.
Vanessa: This is why you need to have giant sunglasses and an escape SUV at the ready at all times.
Scenario: Bieber shows up at the same event with another girl
Taylor: Handle yourself with as much grace and poise as possible -- and maybe make fun of his pants behind his back.
Vanessa: I mean, you're there with TWO guys, aren't you? Aren't you? We may need to work on that.
Scenario: Her new movie, "Spring Breakers," tanks at the box office
Taylor: You know, I've always found that my fan base goes bonkers when it comes to DVD sales. You'll be all right, sweetie.
Vanessa: Oh, 'cause audiences know what's good for them? Nobody even knows how to PRONOUNCE "Les Miserables."
Scenario: Red Lobster runs out of cheddar bay biscuits
Taylor: [Bleep.] I don't know, start throwing chairs? Demand they close the franchise? No reaction is an overreaction.
Vanessa: I heard they give you a lifetime supply of unlimited shrimp buffets if this happens, so it's actually a win-win situation.
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