Joy to the sports fans ... even the cursed

  • The Bears and Blackhawks may be depressing, but at least Derrick Rose will be back soon for the Bulls!
The Bears and Blackhawks may be depressing, but at least Derrick Rose will… (Nuccio DiNuzzo/Chicago…)
December 19, 2012|By Ben Johnson | For RedEye

Merry Sportsmas, everybody.

Joy to the world, the Lakers suck!

Let Kobe jack up threes

Let Pau Gasol hang his head and pout

And Metta Wo-rld Peace

And Metta Wo-rld Peace

And Metta, and Metta, and Metta World Peace.

Joy to the World, the Jets can't win!

And Tebow's on the bench

While pundits on TV when speaking of Sanchez

Repeat he is no good,

Repeat he is no good,

Repeat, repeat, he is no good.

No more let sins and sorrows grow,

Nor thorns infest the ground;

If they fire Andy Reid, the Eagles won't win games

Far as the curse is found,

Far as the curse is found,

Far as, far as, the curse is found.

They're ugly to watch, our Bulls and Bears,

But at least they've got a chance

Derrick Rose is working on his knee

And the Blackhawks might start soon,

The Blackhawks might start soon,

The Blackhawks, the Blackhawks, might start soon.

Ben Johnson is a comedian at iO Theater in Chicago. @itisbenjo


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