Do you need a vibrator? Are you free on Black Friday? If these questions had your head a-noddin, then this Friday could be your lucky day.
Anyone willing to stand in line at the Original Mother's this Friday from noon to 4 p.m. can receive a free Trojan vibrator, courtesy of Trojan. There will be a "Pleasure Cart" set up near Mother's, looking like a food truck but very much not a food truck.
The giveaways won't be your granny's vibrators either; they include the Trojan Tri-Phoria or Trojan Pulse, both of which retail at more than $30. The Tri-Phoria has eight settings, five speeds and three pulse patterns and "three high-quality, interchangeable tips for multiple sensations." The Pulse has six sensations without extra tips.
Trojan said they will be giving away "thousands" of the pleasure pieces and have already sent the campaign to New York City and Washington, DC. So Friday, get out of the house, get that vibrator and then get back in the house.
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