Form … ultra-Bull!

October 31, 2012|By Georgia Garvey, RedEye

Kirk Hinrich may not like those protective glasses he has to wear on the court, but here at RedEye, we feel they could be the making of something great. Take a piece of protective wear here and another piece there from a Bulls teammate and you could create a Voltron-like creature of power! Were he to be set loose, he could rule the NBA with a plastic fist of fury. Or, ahem, something like that.

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Take Hinrich's glasses and make them impervious to tear gas.

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Add Rip Hamilton's face mask, in a UV-filtering material that deflects gamma rays.

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Throw in Carlos Boozer's arm pad, rendered in space-age material that repels bullets.

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Combine with the knee brace Derrick Rose has worn during rehab, dipped in titanium.

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Finally, weave a fabric from Joakim Noah's hair strong enough to serve as armor.

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Then, use the gear to cover Luol Deng, the player whose hefty playing time and general indispensability make him the most valuable guy the Bulls have going right now.

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