Prosciutto and arugula pizza at Frasca (Frasca )
Frasca Pizzeria & Wine Bar 3358 N. Paulina St. 773-248-5222
Learn to flip dough like a pro at the restaurant's Pizza-Making Class, which includes two glasses of wine—one to sip while you create your own pie and a second to sip while you eat the finished product. 6:30 p.m. $30. RSVP required.
Kit Kat Lounge & Supper Club 3700 N. Halsted St. 773-525-1111
Now that Pink has literally landed in L.A.—via helicopter—for the MTV Video Music Awards, the Boystown lounge makes its own entrance with a VMA viewing party (7 p.m.) hosted by Pink impersonator Diva Aurora Sexton featuring more than 200 half-price martinis including the One Last Kiss (Hpnotiq Harmonie liqueur, citrus rum and red grapefruit juice with a sugar rim and a pink glow stick; $6) and eight varieties of $5 mojitos. 5:30 p.m.-2 a.m.
Bring a Ring
Laugh Factory 3175 N. Broadway 773-327-3175
Comedian—and recently ordained minister—Judy Tenuta aims to make you smile in two ways. The self-proclaimed Aphrodite of the Accordion opens three of her five stand-up sets this week with free, onstage gay and hetero wedding ceremonies. 8 p.m. $25-$34 plus a two-drink minimum. RSVP for tickets and ceremony arrangements: laughfactory.com
That's a Rap
Ultra Lounge 2169 N. Milwaukee Ave. 773-269-2900
South Side duo L.E.P. Bogus Boys—whose collaborators include Rick Ross, Shawnna, Lupe Fiasco and Meek Mill and whose removal from a House of Blues show this spring sparked controversy—arrive in Logan Square to headline a hip-hop show. 9 p.m. $15.
Size Matters (FREE!)
Inland Steel Building 77 S. Dearborn St.
View sky-high creations—including Susan Giles' "Crumpled Spire," inspired by Santiago Calatrava's proposed-then-scrapped Chicago Spire skyscraper; and Daniel G. Baird's "Endymion (2)," a scale replica of NASA's Vehicle Assembly Building—on loan from the forthcoming inaugural Expo Chicago art and design event during Chicago Loop Alliance's First Thursdays gallery walk through downtown Pop-Up Art Loop spaces. 5-8 p.m. Full gallery list: popupartloop.com.
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Julia Borcherts is a RedEye special contributor.