Whether he's stealing hearts in "(500) Days of Summer"and giving puppy-dog eyes in "10 Things I Hate About You" or playing a tighty-whitie-clad burnout in "Hesher" and helping swindle dreamers in "Inception," there's a Joseph Gordon-Levitt for every taste. His latest role as an intrepid bike messenger in "Premium Rush," out Friday, might show off yet another side of the ever-rising star. But which JGL do you prefer? Take our quick quiz to find out if you've fallen for the romantic version, or you're all about the drama.
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1 -- If you were hanging out with Joseph all weekend, you'd rather ...
A) Walk around Ikea and shop for the perfect Swedish home wares.
B) Play comic-book video games. The kind where you shoot a lot of stuff, of course.
2 -- Which profession is Joseph best at?
A) Radio journalist. It's artsy, yet important.
B) Professional assassin. He's got a great poker face ... until it's too late to get out.
3 -- Joseph's hair looks best ...
A) Floppy. The more on-purpose-but-not, the better.
B) Either really long, or completely shaved off. There's no in-between.
4 -- In "(500) Days of Summer," was Summer a total B?
A) Yes. She totally broke his heart.
B) No. Dude was reading way too much into that relationship.
5 -- You first decided Joseph was awesome when you saw him in ...
A) "Angels in the Outfield." Tony Danza! Arm wings! Orphans!
B) "Manic." Mental institutions! Violent outbursts! Teen issues!
IF YOU PICKED MOSTLY A's
Congratulations, you big softy! Loverboy Joseph is the right one for you. We suggest you go back and re-watch "3rd Rock From The Sun," but prepare to be freaked out by his flowing locks.
IF YOU PICKED MOSTLY B's
You probably call him Joe. Badass Joseph is your choice. You're also probably really excited for "Looper," out Sept. 28, starring Joseph as a younger version of Bruce Willis and featuring some pretty insane makeup.