Avoid the worst parts of commuting with the RedEye's ideal CTA app… (Photo for Red Eye by Stacie…)
When RedEye heard about Greater Good Studio's new CTA app Kickstarter campaign, we instantly thought of a few suggestions we think should definitely be part of the perfect CTA app, including:
>> A smell-o-meter that rates incoming buses on how much they reek. I'd gladly wait five minutes for the next one if it means avoiding a day of smelling like Mr. Onion Rings' B.O.
>> Walking directions that give the most covered pathways (by trees or awnings), for days when it starts raining and you're already a mile away from home.
>> Busker-radar that detects whether or not the incoming train has any performers on it. Some days, that authentic mariachi band is charming; some days you want to strangle them with their own guitar strings.
>> An excuse-finder that directs you to the most day's most problematic "L" line, giving you the perfect cover-up for why you were five hours late to work (because you definitely weren't just hungover).
>> A map pinpointing the public restrooms nearest to any stop. Maybe this could eliminate people barfing on trains, but probably not.
>> A rowdiness-re-router for when you just need to get home in peace and quiet. No more game-day fans, no more parade-goers, no more holiday hooligans.
>> An ESP function for predicting which trains/buses are going to suddenly switch to "Express." Oh, guess I'm not getting off there today ...
>> A rate-my-driver function that tells you the good (and bad) habits of the incoming bus driver. So I can avoid that guy who honks 1,782 times whenever there's a car in front of him.
Any other ideas? Leave 'em in the comments.