One has really absurd hair. The other has really absurd hair AND a mustache. These are your choices in the race for victory in "The Campaign's" fictional election. Will Ferrell's Cam Brady and Zack Galifianakis' Marty Huggins face off in the first trailer, and the political mud is flying. Pick your candidate ahead of the film's Aug. 10 release -- we scoured their political ads to see where they stand on the issues.
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"Education is our future. Because schools is this nation's backbone."
-- On our children
"Every day I come in contact with women. Do I sometimes fantasize about their undergarments? Sure. Do I go ***unnnghghh**** when I see them? No."
-- On women's rights
"I've seen a mustache like that before, do you know who wore it? Saddam Hussein. And I believe we never caught two of his sons, Uday, and Falafel."
-- On Marty Huggins
Narrator: "If you love America, if you love freedom, if you love your family, then you'll love Cam Brady. ... Cam Brady is what makes America work, and he's not afraid to work it."
"Let's get rid of daylight savings time, right? Cause I hate when it gets dark early!"
-- On daylight saving time
"I'm glad to be here. It's the first time I've worn a Yamaha."
-- On his visit to a Jewish temple
"Get out your vacuums ... your dust mops ... your glass plus ... your bleaches ... your brass-o ... Raid ... air fresheners ... things are a mess, it's a mess!"
-- On cleaning up Washington
Narrator: "George Washington. Thomas Jefferson. Abraham Lincoln. What do these men have in common? Marty Huggins has read about these men and said, `I can do better.'"