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'Girls' scorecard: All adventurous women have HPV, huh?

RedEye recaps this week's episode, rates its plot accuracy

April 30, 2012|By Dana Moran, Jessica Galliart | RedEye

Masturbating in a public place (in private)
Marnie excuses herself in a room at the gallery to ... do that.
5--I don't doubt that people actually do this often. Just another reason to wash your hands constantly. Damn CTA. -JG
x--Really? We're not going to discuss our ladypleasures with you people. Buy us a drink first. -DM

tweets

Crafting the perfect end-of-a-horrible-night tweet
Perched on her bed, Hannah contemplates the diaster she just experienced by trying to compose a tweet.
8--This is important, you guys! -JG
4--Ugh, this is the precise reason I hate social media sometimes—it gives you an opportunity to be waaaaay too self-involved. Hannah comes to a great conclusion to use "All adventurous women do" because at least she'll feel like a badass about it. Also HELLOOOOO HBO, why does the @HannahHorvath account not exist? Marketing, people!-DM

robyndancing

Dancing to Robyn with your roommate
Marnie comes home to Hannah jamming to Robyn in her bedroom. She joins in.
7--I need a roommate. But only if we don't have to talk for the other 23 hours of the day that we live together. And I need to download that Robyn song. -JG
9- This is what roommates do best, along with making sure you're not dead 3 days after falling in the shower. And Jess, come on, Spotify!

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Dana Moran is RedEye's Whoville gossip goddess. She once successfully picked up a guy by telling him he couldn't handle this. @redeyedana

Jessica Galliart is the RedEye Social Media Lady. SHE actually likes dudes with shaved heads. @jessicagalliart

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