Masturbating in a public place (in private)
Marnie excuses herself in a room at the gallery to ... do that.
5--I don't doubt that people actually do this often. Just another reason to wash your hands constantly. Damn CTA. -JG
x--Really? We're not going to discuss our ladypleasures with you people. Buy us a drink first. -DM
Crafting the perfect end-of-a-horrible-night tweet
Perched on her bed, Hannah contemplates the diaster she just experienced by trying to compose a tweet.
8--This is important, you guys! -JG
4--Ugh, this is the precise reason I hate social media sometimes—it gives you an opportunity to be waaaaay too self-involved. Hannah comes to a great conclusion to use "All adventurous women do" because at least she'll feel like a badass about it. Also HELLOOOOO HBO, why does the @HannahHorvath account not exist? Marketing, people!-DM