In slightly disappointing news, Lindsay Lohan has not been cast in the remake of everybody's favorite pig-blood flick, "Carrie." Fortunately, Chloe Moretz has been offered the role, deadline.com reports. On the heels of this awesome pick, and last week's reveal of AnnaSophia Robb as teen Carrie Bradshaw in the "Sex and the City" prequel, "The Carrie Diaries," we matched the two characters to see how they compare. Note: We used adult Carrie Bradshaw, because her life is way more fabulous.
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Carrie White: Poetry, being shy, burning down buildings
Carrie Bradshaw: Sex, New York City, herself
Carrie White: Long, straight and perfect for hiding behind
Carrie Bradshaw: Large, curly and sometimes crafted into inexplicable cinnamon-roll buns
Carrie White: Has a major crush on Tommy Ross, who's dating another girl but asks Carrie to the prom. This may or may not end badly.
Carrie Bradshaw: We cannot count high enough to figure out how many boyfriends she's had. Highlights include Mr. Big, Aidan and that politician played by John Slattery from "Mad Men" who wanted to pee on her.
Carrie White: Locked inside a closet, the library, the prom
Carrie Bradshaw: Shoe stores, clubs with beds in them, the same brunch table every week
Carrie White: Telekinesis
Carrie Bradshaw: Confidence to wear insane outfits
Carrie White: Being drenched in a bucket of pig's blood at the prom
Carrie Bradshaw: Having her shoes stolen both while being mugged and at a house party