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Secret celebrity texts unearthed!

Messages we made up from within hacked stars' phones

March 08, 2012|By Dana Moran | RedEye

Since when did celebrity cellphones become a hacker's parad

ise? Both Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks suffered security breaches this week, eonline.com reports, joining the ranks of other starlets who just can't seem to keep their phones private. Although photos are the most commonly leaked item, we thought up some totally crazy, totally fake text messages that might also have shocked the world.

damoran@tribune.com | @redeyedana

Miley Cyrus

"Thx for the amazeballs Marley bday cake, gurlfriend! Can't wait to blaze it up l8r!"

"[Bleep], gdamn Perez Hilton was hiding out with a camera. Rain check?"

 -- To Kelly Osborne

Vanessa Hudgens

"Srry 4 the nakie texty-texts, guyz. Meant to hit all ex-BFs, not all everybody, LOL. Pls don't share!"

 -- To her entire phonebook

Scarlett Johansson*

*There may have been some wine involved

"Ryan I miss youso murch why can't we get back togetherrrrrrr?"

 -- To ex-husband Ryan Reynolds

"Sean you're somuch betterr than Ryan why can't we get back togetherrrrrr?"

 -- Same night, to ex-boyfriend Sean Penn

"Nate I lurve you soooo much you're the sexxxxiest man aliveeeee"

 -- Same night, to current boyfriend Nate Naylor

Mila Kunis

"Meet me in our secret place...now! Jessica will never know you're missing, she's too busy looking for her invisible engagement ring."

 -- To Justin Timberlake

Olivia Munn

"Hey girl, let's hang out"  -- To "Daily Show" co-star Samantha Bee

"Womaaaaan, where you at tonight?" -- To Bee, two hours later

"Sammy I gotta jack and coke with your NAME on it" -- To Bee, half an hour later

"SAMMAAAAAAAAY" -- To Bee, an hour later

"K, have a good night seeya Mondaaaay" -- To Bee, 20 minutes later

Christina Hendricks

"You're never going to believe it, but they're killing off Don Draper this season!"

"Wait, oops..."

 -- To her husband, Geoffrey Arend

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