Burning questions about Snooki's pregnancy/engagement

Magic 8 Ball, do your thing!

March 07, 2012|By Dana Moran | RedEye

It seems like only a couple of weeks ago we were watching Nicole "Snooki" Polizzifishing on an inflatable boat and trying to harass Vinny Guadagnino into doing shots with her at Karma. Oh wait, that's EXACTLY what was happening on "Jersey Shore." My, how the times have changed. After a week of wildly swirling rumors reported by everyone but Us Weekly, Snooki's pregnancy and engagement to babydaddy Jionni LaValle were confirmed by Us Weekly. We immediately grabbed our office Magic 8 Ball to answer our most pressing questions.

damoran@tribune.com | @redeyedana

Is Jionni really the father?

"You may rely on it"

Will we still find Snookers in the club/throwing a couple back?

"Signs point to yes"

Are she and Jionni registered at Cheesecake Factory?

"My reply is no"

Will Pauly D be the godfather?

"As I see it, yes"

Have Jenni "JWoww" Farley and Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola fought over who gets to be maid of honor?

"Don't count on it"

Will she crave pickles even more?

"It is certain"

Is Crocodiley, Snooki's beleaguered stuffed crocodile, going to be the ring bearer?

"My sources say no"

Will she and Jionni take up permanent residence of the "Shore" house?

"Cannot predict now"

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