It seems like only a couple of weeks ago we were watching Nicole "Snooki" Polizzifishing on an inflatable boat and trying to harass Vinny Guadagnino into doing shots with her at Karma. Oh wait, that's EXACTLY what was happening on "Jersey Shore." My, how the times have changed. After a week of wildly swirling rumors reported by everyone but Us Weekly, Snooki's pregnancy and engagement to babydaddy Jionni LaValle were confirmed by Us Weekly. We immediately grabbed our office Magic 8 Ball to answer our most pressing questions.
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Is Jionni really the father?
"You may rely on it"