Want a fun way to show that special someone how you feel? Maybe you suck at making Valentine's plans and want to front-load the compliments? Sign up for a Valentine's Day PDA. For a low, low price (lower than dinner, that's for damn sure) you can broadcast your love in the RedEye to your sweet baboo, his/her friends, and any of your previous exes who you'd like to stunt on.
Go here. Sign up. Get it done by Monday by 9 AM. Sound good? Of course it does.