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How nice are you?

December 27, 2011|By Emily Van Zandt, RedEye

Struggling to define yourself as a "nice guy" or something a little gruffer? RedEye is here to help. Take a minute to answer the quiz below to determine whether you're a total softy, a total jerk or someone in between.

Your top artist of the year was ...

a. Tyler, the Creator

b. Michael Buble

c. Bon Iver

d. Drake

(a. -2, b. +2, c. +1, d. +0)

When it comes to "The Office," you're a ...

a. Jim

b. Creed

c. Ryan

d. I still bring up the U.K. version in conversation.

(a. +4, b. -1, c. -4, d. 0)

Open iTunes. Type in Jack Johnson. You find ...

a. Nothing

b. Everything

(a. 0, b. +1)

True or False: You went to the Charlie Sheen tour.

a. True

b. False

(a. -1, b. +2)

Your idea of a first-date movie is ...

a. "The Muppets"

b. Hey, so I just got Netflix Instant…

c. "The Descendants"

d. How did you know about the camera?

(a. +2, b. -2, c. +1, d. -1,000)

You asked out your last girlfriend via ...

a. ... your ex-girlfriend, also her roommate

b. ... text

c. ... phone call

d. In bed the next morning

(a. -3, b. 0, c. +2, d. -2)

A one-night stand ...

a. ... sometimes happens

b. ... is my preferred method of dating

c. ... was my last order at Ikea

(a. -1, b. -3, c. +3)


11-16: Very nice. In fact, you're creeping us out a little.

5-10: Perfectly pleasant. RedEye approved.

-10 to 4: Room for improvement. May we suggest renting a John Cusack movie?

-11 and below: Hopeless. You like shotskis, don't you? Thought so.

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