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We gazed into our crystal RedEye ball to see the future

  • Will we learn who January Jones' babydaddy is?
Will we learn who January Jones' babydaddy is? (Getty Images )
December 27, 2011|By Dana Moran, RedEye

From Charlie Sheen's antics to Snooki's weight loss to Gwyneth Paltrow's death in "Contagion," it's been a ridiculous year in Whoville. What more can 2012 bring? Miss Cleo we're not, but RedEye took a look into our office Magic 8 Ball—yes, we have an office Magic 8 Ball—to forecast the future for some of our favorite famous faces. (Speaking of which, whatever happened to Miss Cleo?) Here are the real answers from the ball of wisdom.

Will Jennifer Aniston get a marriage proposal?

"Signs point to yes"

Will Queen Elizabeth decide Kate Middleton can be a princess instead of a duchess?

"Don't count on it"

Will Marc Anthony finally reveal he's a vampire?

"Yes definitely"

Will Ryan Gosling take his rightful throne as People's sexiest man alive?

"Ask again later"

Will Melissa McCarthy snag an Oscar nomination for "Bridesmaids"?


Will Kanye West take a vacation?

"Without a doubt"

Will Rihanna stick with one hairstyle?

"Outlook not so good"

Will Jessica Simpson lose all her baby weight on Weight Watchers?

"Most likely"

Will The Situation ever grow up?

"My sources say no"

Will the identity of January Jones' babydaddy be revealed?

"Without a doubt" | @redeyedana

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