Kristin and Jay's 'I do-over'--we've got questions

November 30, 2011|By Dana Moran | RedEye

In the biggest "seriously guys, come on!" of the week, Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler confirmed Wednesday that their wedding dreams are back on. These two haven't quite reached Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries level, but we've almost reached our eye-rolling capacity for the year. If we're gonna be OK with pretending like that whole first engagement thing never happened, Kristin and Jay have got some 'splainin' to do. Call it our reality-checklist of demands, if you will.

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 -- Does she get to go dress shopping again? 'Cause those ones we saw in Life and Style magazine, like, three days before the breakup were nice and all, but maybe something fresh would be more appropriate. This totally proves the whole thing about the groom seeing the bride in her dress before a wedding being a jinx is true.

 -- Our sausage stuffer never came back to us, so we're assuming all those gifts J and K were registered for count this time around. (OK, so we never quite got around to ordering it ... .) We can't blame them though; they asked for some pretty awesome stuff from Crate & Barrel and Williams-Sonoma. Claw-shaped crab crackers! Totally necessary.

 -- Did he get down on one knee again? Were there fireworks? Swan boats? Or did he just, like, roll over in bed and ask her to marry him again? After what Jay told Waddle and Silvy on ESPN 1000, it kinda sounds like the latter. "I'm just kinda like along for the ride. I hear about [those decisions] in passing or if I have to possibly write a check or something," he told the DJs when asked about how he popped the question again. Ouch.

 -- Speaking of the proposal, what's the deal with the ring? Us Weekly is reporting that Kristin was spotted Tuesday "with her 5.2 carat engagement ring back on." We hope she demanded something MUCH larger after such a public dissing ... and maybe a vacation house or something.

 -- Most importantly: GIRL, WHERE IS YOUR PRIDE? We totally understand not being over an ex even after he's broken your heart, but we didn't get dumped on the cover of a bajillion magazines. Those salmon-colored pants Jay's been wearing recently had better be just the first step in her revenge plot.

She said: "This time its official..Jay and I are engaged again :)" on Twitter

He said: "All systems go. Let's rock this party." to Waddle and Silvy on ESPN 1000

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