Rumor has it: How we think Adele is spending her recovery

November 08, 2011|By Dana Moran | RedEye

Adele lovers breathed a sigh of relief Tuesday when the Guardian announced she was expected to make a full recovery from vocal cord surgery (made slightly more awesome by the use of lasers). It's expected that she'll take one to two months to fully recover, which is like a century for someone who's makes your shower singing sound like Roz from "Monsters Inc." Here's how we think she might pass the time.

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45 percent -- Hopefully NOT texting with her ex, about whom "21" is written. Girl, we were not happy to hear you were talking to him again.


25 percent -- Texting with more appropriate single hotties. We hear Leonardo DiCaprio is back on the market ... oooh, and so is Michael Fassbender.

15 percent -- Becoming besties with Beyonce, who cited Adele as one of the inspirations for her new album, "4." Just because Adele can't sing right now doesn't mean she can't learn some hot dance moves.


5 percent -- Shopping for new outfits. We get that her look is soulful and mysterious, but a little color never hurt anyone.

10 percent -- Watching James Bond movies. She's rumored to be writing the theme song for the next flick, "Skyfall," so now is the perfect time for some deep background research, aka looking at Daniel Craig.

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